catkicka asked: How can I science as good as you?
One day, you too could possible come across a special science genie. They reside inside the secret test tubes. You can tell their special because there will be fumes coming out of them. You have to inhale those fumes and then rub the test tubes. Then, the Science Genie will bestow all his science knowledge upon you.
ohwhythatsabsurd asked: What do I do to get rid of butt sores
Really what matters is how you received the butt sores. Were they a gift from a scorned lover? Or were they a product from sitting in a computer chair while you browse tumblr every moment you’re awake? I will assume the later. The scientific thing to do would to move your work space to a much more comfortable place, such as a bed with a pillow tucked under your butt. If your looking for a natural solution, i’d try peanut butter.
catkicka asked: How much blood is in a baby?
Enough to fill 5 mason jars. A nissan stanza can legitimately hold up to 750 mason jars of baby blood. I hope that helps.
ginchface asked: where do butts come from?
Butts can come from a variety of backgrounds.
catkicka asked: How can you tell if a chicken is a slut?
You can tell by which way the waddle falls. If it falls the right, it definitely has been passed around the barn yard. If it falls to the left it’s not quite as slutty, and if it stands straight up, that chicken is ripe for the skanking.
ginchface asked: butts butts?????
As a matter of fact butts are indeed the question of the night. I’ve learned a lot about butt’s. Mostly about how men can have babies from their butts. More specifically they have a secret pregnancy canals in their taints.
